Post by Bruce on May 20, 2007 12:04:55 GMT -5
It's time for another episode of the hit series, w00t or scr00t!!! Today's guests include much of the cast of the awesome mafia-type game, Spies 3: The Collective, hosted by Sam.
::Camera pans in on an insanely awesome-looking mofo with long hair::
Trey: Thank you, Bob. Yes, I am your host, and today we have a very special show for you. There has been a lot of interesting things going on the the Burg lately, and we're going to take a look at some of the highlights and discuss what they mean.
...But first, we turn to Stephen Colbert, who will give his Tip of the Hat and Wag of the Finger for this week.
::Camera goes blank for a minute and then comes back on, with the same insanely awesome-looking Mofo with long hair wearing a suit and standing on the Colbert Report set, disguised as Stephen Colbert::
Stephen Colbert: Thank you, Trey, that's right, a lot has been going on this week, and I have a lot to say about it! I'd like to start off with a polite Tip of the Hat to Arthur, for starting this mess to begin with. In his great wisdom, he decided to post a potentially controversial topic, which might sound bad at first, but is really great, because it gives the spies a chance to screw up!
And I'd like to give a stern wag of the finger...:
to Jack, for being sensible about the entire debacle. By trying to enstill a sense of calm and reasoning, he could have potentially prevented a breakdown by Claire! Watch out Jack, you might think that fighting and bickering is bad, but isn't that all that Congress does? Moving on...
I'd like to give a Tip of my Hat to Claire, who made an absolute fool of herself, not to mention an easy target for future exilings! If there is difficulty in reaching a consensus as to who to vote off, just about everybody would probably feel comfortable voting for her, which keeps Bruce safe!
::Camera goes blank again, and reappears back to the original set::
Trey: Thank you, Stephen, for that report. Now we'll get to what we've all been waiting for, w00t or scr00t!!! ...Right after this commercial break.
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Trey: Okay.... And we're back, after that disturbing message from our sponsors... or myself, but anyway.... w00t or scr00t time!!!!
Anneliese
Trey says w00t!
You have effectively taken all imprisonment dangers off of me and redirected it on yourself and potentially five others! Now while that sucks for the citizens overall, it kicks butt for me, because I was worried about getting taken out soon. If you are in fact a citizen, though, along with Trina now seeming to be pretty much a citizen, you have scr00t my first theory of the game, and that sucks.
Arthur
Trey says scr00t!
You're either a spy or a citizen. If you're a citizen, you're going to be imprisoned now, no doubt about it. If you're a spy, every citizen is wary of you and will have you as a fall back plan if they don't suspect anyone else. Either way, that's not good for you. If you expect us to say "Oh, well he says he's a citizen so lets tell him everything we know! lol!" then you're dead wrong, fo' sho', my nizzle.
Tenchi
Trey says scr00t!
Last episode you were a solid w00t! But oh, how the tide has changed... You made the following proposal:
At the case that everybody who has a role comes out, with descriptions of their roles, then I guess it would be easier to strategize.
To note:
1. The Spies cannot imprison everybody at the same time, and
2. We can have a set of confirmed Citizens.
...Wait, everybody with a role... Should post their roles publically, along with descriptions as to what exactly they are... Lets think about this...
1. Spies can make up roles. Duh.
2. Spies then know all of the real roles. Unless we instantly figure our who all of the spies are, the real role-havers will go one by one at imprisonment. Of course the Spies would probably split this up a little bit if one or two of them gave fake roles, so that they could last longer and get to the point where the numbers are against us.
3. Dumb idea.
4. It really sucks.
Honestly... Use common sense! Sure, in a happy world with dancing unicorns named Charlie and flowers everywhere, this idea would world great!! But in reality, it sucks and is asking for suicide. If I had a role, I'd kill myself before doing that.
Brooks
Trey says scr00t!
What a douche. I was talking to you this morning and... Oh wait, that was a brick wall, sorry, I tend to confuse those with you often.
...You keep pestering Anneliese adding to the trouble? Your vindicative piddlies are annoying, how often have you been online? Do you ever engage in active conversations? No. So you should stay out of things and be quiet. Or not, it doesn't really matter, but you're still scr00t in my eyes.
Claire
Trey says w00t!
I w00t you because you're so insanely scr00t that it becomes a w00t! I don't know if you're a spy because you don't have the temperament or the brains for it, but one thing is clear, you're the most suspicious mofoette in the universe. You've reacted absolutely horribly to every potential confrontation placed before you and have placed a target on you that even the New York Yankees' starting pitchers could hit right now.
Trina
Trey says w00t!
Wow, some common sense on that thread, eh? You're one of the only (other than a certain Bruce ;D ) people to post something intelligent in the infamous Burg thread. Hopefully that doesn't make you an imprisonment target, which, if the spies are smart, it will. After talking with you more, you're either an amazing spy or a great citizen, either way, you get a w00t!
Trey: This has been a somewhat more angry version of w00t or scr00t, mostly because I am still astounded at the lucrative things being said around the Burg. Tune in next week, when Bruce had better still be around, and see what new developments have taken place!
That's all for today, stay classy, San Diego. Oh wait, that's Anchorman, I can't steal that... Er... Do the Dew!
::Camera pans in on an insanely awesome-looking mofo with long hair::
Trey: Thank you, Bob. Yes, I am your host, and today we have a very special show for you. There has been a lot of interesting things going on the the Burg lately, and we're going to take a look at some of the highlights and discuss what they mean.
...But first, we turn to Stephen Colbert, who will give his Tip of the Hat and Wag of the Finger for this week.
::Camera goes blank for a minute and then comes back on, with the same insanely awesome-looking Mofo with long hair wearing a suit and standing on the Colbert Report set, disguised as Stephen Colbert::
Stephen Colbert: Thank you, Trey, that's right, a lot has been going on this week, and I have a lot to say about it! I'd like to start off with a polite Tip of the Hat to Arthur, for starting this mess to begin with. In his great wisdom, he decided to post a potentially controversial topic, which might sound bad at first, but is really great, because it gives the spies a chance to screw up!
And I'd like to give a stern wag of the finger...:
to Jack, for being sensible about the entire debacle. By trying to enstill a sense of calm and reasoning, he could have potentially prevented a breakdown by Claire! Watch out Jack, you might think that fighting and bickering is bad, but isn't that all that Congress does? Moving on...
I'd like to give a Tip of my Hat to Claire, who made an absolute fool of herself, not to mention an easy target for future exilings! If there is difficulty in reaching a consensus as to who to vote off, just about everybody would probably feel comfortable voting for her, which keeps Bruce safe!
::Camera goes blank again, and reappears back to the original set::
Trey: Thank you, Stephen, for that report. Now we'll get to what we've all been waiting for, w00t or scr00t!!! ...Right after this commercial break.
....
...
...
Trey: Okay.... And we're back, after that disturbing message from our sponsors... or myself, but anyway.... w00t or scr00t time!!!!
Anneliese
Trey says w00t!
You have effectively taken all imprisonment dangers off of me and redirected it on yourself and potentially five others! Now while that sucks for the citizens overall, it kicks butt for me, because I was worried about getting taken out soon. If you are in fact a citizen, though, along with Trina now seeming to be pretty much a citizen, you have scr00t my first theory of the game, and that sucks.
Arthur
Trey says scr00t!
You're either a spy or a citizen. If you're a citizen, you're going to be imprisoned now, no doubt about it. If you're a spy, every citizen is wary of you and will have you as a fall back plan if they don't suspect anyone else. Either way, that's not good for you. If you expect us to say "Oh, well he says he's a citizen so lets tell him everything we know! lol!" then you're dead wrong, fo' sho', my nizzle.
Tenchi
Trey says scr00t!
Last episode you were a solid w00t! But oh, how the tide has changed... You made the following proposal:
At the case that everybody who has a role comes out, with descriptions of their roles, then I guess it would be easier to strategize.
To note:
1. The Spies cannot imprison everybody at the same time, and
2. We can have a set of confirmed Citizens.
...Wait, everybody with a role... Should post their roles publically, along with descriptions as to what exactly they are... Lets think about this...
1. Spies can make up roles. Duh.
2. Spies then know all of the real roles. Unless we instantly figure our who all of the spies are, the real role-havers will go one by one at imprisonment. Of course the Spies would probably split this up a little bit if one or two of them gave fake roles, so that they could last longer and get to the point where the numbers are against us.
3. Dumb idea.
4. It really sucks.
Honestly... Use common sense! Sure, in a happy world with dancing unicorns named Charlie and flowers everywhere, this idea would world great!! But in reality, it sucks and is asking for suicide. If I had a role, I'd kill myself before doing that.
Brooks
Trey says scr00t!
What a douche. I was talking to you this morning and... Oh wait, that was a brick wall, sorry, I tend to confuse those with you often.
...You keep pestering Anneliese adding to the trouble? Your vindicative piddlies are annoying, how often have you been online? Do you ever engage in active conversations? No. So you should stay out of things and be quiet. Or not, it doesn't really matter, but you're still scr00t in my eyes.
Claire
Trey says w00t!
I w00t you because you're so insanely scr00t that it becomes a w00t! I don't know if you're a spy because you don't have the temperament or the brains for it, but one thing is clear, you're the most suspicious mofoette in the universe. You've reacted absolutely horribly to every potential confrontation placed before you and have placed a target on you that even the New York Yankees' starting pitchers could hit right now.
Trina
Trey says w00t!
Wow, some common sense on that thread, eh? You're one of the only (other than a certain Bruce ;D ) people to post something intelligent in the infamous Burg thread. Hopefully that doesn't make you an imprisonment target, which, if the spies are smart, it will. After talking with you more, you're either an amazing spy or a great citizen, either way, you get a w00t!
Trey: This has been a somewhat more angry version of w00t or scr00t, mostly because I am still astounded at the lucrative things being said around the Burg. Tune in next week, when Bruce had better still be around, and see what new developments have taken place!
That's all for today, stay classy, San Diego. Oh wait, that's Anchorman, I can't steal that... Er... Do the Dew!